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Père Lachaise Cemetery: the complete 2026 visitor's guide
Free to enter, open every day, and about thirty metres taller at one end than the other. Here is what a visit actually involves this year, in the order you will need it.
Everything we know about this cemetery that will not fit into two hours of walking: the history, the sculpture, the arguments about who is really buried where, and the practical detail that makes the difference between a good visit and a lost afternoon.

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Free to enter, open every day, and about thirty metres taller at one end than the other. Here is what a visit actually involves this year, in the order you will need it.

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Twenty graves, twenty division numbers, and an order to walk them in that runs downhill from the Gambetta gate to the boulevard without doubling back once.

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A twenty-tonne block of English limestone, an anonymous donor, a policeman guarding it from public decency, and a hundred years later a wall of glass. The strangest commission in the cemetery.
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A flat bronze plaque, a low railing and a great deal of nonsense. What is genuinely worth knowing about division 6, and what to stop repeating.
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A new cemetery outside the walls, thirteen burials in its first year, and an administration with a budget problem. What they did about it worked so well that we are still doing it.
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A plain stretch of brick at the eastern edge of the cemetery, and the most politically charged twenty metres in Paris. What happened there, and what has happened to it since.

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Start at the top gate, finish at the métro, and never once walk uphill. Thirteen stops in the order they actually occur on the ground, with the division numbers you will need.
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It opens at eight on a weekday and nine on a Sunday, and the difference between arriving at half past eight and half past eleven is the difference between two entirely different places.

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Almost every monument in this cemetery is making an argument in a shared visual language that has since been forgotten. Once you can read it, an anonymous tomb becomes the most interesting thing on the path.
Two hours, downhill from the Gambetta gate, twenty people maximum. Most of what is written here gets told standing in front of the thing it is about.